Put your all-time favorite song on ‘repeat,’ snuggle up in a beanbag chair, and fire the comedy shotgun that is the latest issue of ‘Tales Designed To Thrizzle’ right into your face at point blank range.
 
Wince, as the wild mix of bits and gags tear through flesh and disintegrate the fragile bones of your face!  Rock back from the impact of such concentrated genius!
 
The initial shock will give way to pure delight as classic stories such as “Crime is Pushing the Limits” and “Tommy Learns About Harbors” tear new and exciting pathways through your tender gray matter!  Even the paramedics will have a chuckle as they find the remains of “Hell is for Monkees” and “Snake ‘N’ Bacon” mixed in with the unspeakable gore smeared across the wall behind your body!
 
It may sound like the hyperbolic ramblings of a madman, but I truly believe that your family and friends will not only understand, they will praise you in song when they see the lopsided grin on what’s left of your face.   
 
Yes, this book is that good.  More hopeful then Obama, more mobility then McCain, and funnier then seeing both naked in an over-sized birdcage.

Buy FINAL CRISIS. It’s the event we want AND the one we need, our brains just haven’t quite caught up to it yet. There just aren’t better super hero comics out there right now.