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Comic | REPO TRADE PAPERBACK
Tom Batton
March 28, 2008 9:28 AM
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By Rick Spears and Rob G., $15.99, Image Comics

Hey fellas, try this on for size!

Take one part Blade Runner, one part Freejack, and two parts Repo Men.  Mix well with the amphetamine of your choice, and blend for twenty minutes.  Pour that concoction directly into a syringe and inject into the base of your penis.

Now, take your throbbing love grenade and get a Suicide Girl pregnant.  Man up and stick around, supporting her through her long and trying pregnancy, and in nine months get some friends to videotape her giving birth to your very own copy of REPO. 

That’s really how they do it.  I happen to know that the publishers have a factory in the desert outside Yuma where they have row after row of tattooed pregnant woman, all waiting for their spawn to be yanked away moments after birth and sent off to comic stores around the world.
But seriously, gang—REPO is the latest (and most brightly colored) in a long line of collaborations between Richmond-ers gone too big for their britches, Rick Spears and Rob G.  Shove it in your brain…you won’t die if you’re pure of heart!


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